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Fan Story: The Stath’s Tale

I wrote this little story awhile back and I thought I would share it with you all. It’s basically a summary of our Brit’s career:

“Once there was an Expendable Mechanic Transporter. He would later Crank up Chaos that would later start a War with other actioners. Though he was a lad who was once a diver and a model from London, no one knew that he would later become The One of many action icons. After making a first appearance in movies in the year 1998, he would take those Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and other talents to other lands, especially influence and inspire many fans to come. He started out as a Mean Machine, but some would pass him through as if he was one of those Ghosts of Mars. Finally he would Snatch an iconic role that he would transport not once, not twice…but three times. Next he Turn It Up a notch by becoming a Cellular villian as well as going Collateral but ended up a cameo in Pink Panther. Along the way, he would switch from a Revolver to a sword and be in a fantasy flick that everyone thought was terrible, but he was the only saving grace of A Dungeon Siege Tale. Later he would go from being a farmer to a man called Parker. Then was a part of two Bank Jobs, one of them being an Italian Job. Next his tricks he did on Death Race would take him to become one of the Fast and Furious. Over the next decade and doing over 13 to 20, he would try to play it Safe and go for other roles such as a gnome in Gnomeo and Juliet. Eventually his skills were needed once more as he took on a role from a book of a true story renamed Killer Elite. Yes, yes he went from going High Voltage to Blitz. However, here and there, he would seek Redemption from previous works as well as protecting those close on the Homefront. By his techniques and all talents, he gained a spot on a Wild Card as well as becoming a cocky Spy in the near future. Because of his work, he became one of those action legends we grew to love and without him, the action genre would cease to exist.”

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Message from team member Ashley

As some of you have seen on Facebook and also Twitter, I’ve shared some of my fan art collages of one of my favorite actors Jason Statham. By expressing my fan love for this Brit, I created collages and other fan art for my Tumblr page. The team has offered to share my collages as part of “Fan Art Friday”. If you have a Tumblr account or if you’re just curious to see my other fan art of Jason, here’s the link to my Tumblr page: lilavenger.tumblr.com

For those of you who want to find a shortcut, go to archive and you’ll see some of my fan art.

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Lego animated fan film “Constructables” features “The Expendables 3” cast Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham and Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sam Kerridge, an illustrator/animator based in London, UK, caught our attention with his absolutely fantastic Lego animated fan film “Constructables,” featuring none other than our badass “The Expendables 3” action heroes Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The greatest Lego Action movie of all time.

All of your favourite action stars join forces in this fast paced action thriller. Arnold Schwarzenegger is forced to build a team of expert mercenaries to defend against Alan Brickman’s evil terrorist organisation.

Not coming to a cinema near you soon.

Make sure to let Sam know on Twitter or YouTube how much you enjoyed his unique creation. Now, where can we get that awesome Jason Statham Lego action figure?

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Men With Ven serenade Jason Statham

The incredibly hilarious and super entertaining Brits MEN WITH VEN reached out to us to share their pretty catchy song/music video dedicated to Jason Statham. And, who are we to decline such request, right? Also, make sure to listen to the fourth episode of their free iTunes podcast here. Our bellies still hurt from all the laughing!

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